Oh no!! Not flashbacks!!! Pleeease, not that!!
I am at the point where I want them to get back together.
Maybe they will take a nice long honeymoon and then the plane will crash.
Mateo told Hayley he has a lot of things to say to her. If it doesn't start with.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my first wife. I'm sorry that I spent every waking
hour with them and not you. I know I couldn't be bothered going to your father or
Uncle Stuart's weddings, but I am sorry. I know it was not the right thing to do
when I moved Raquel and Max in under your nose. If it doesn't start out like that,
I don't want to hear it.
Hayley looked good in the flashbacks I must say. She wasn't the stick figure she is
today, she had a nice shape.
I wanted to hurl big time when she said to him: (insert whiny voice) "My love is
toxic. What good is it if all it is does is hurt you?" GAG!!!
Jake and Adam at Marion's...
Since it is only January 2 in PV time, Jake shouldn't be worried so about
Liza and Colby. You would think they were gone for a week or something.
Jake: "Is there something I should know?
Yes there is buddy and if someone doesn't tell you soon I'm getting the
# for PV Hospital and calling you myself.
"Hello, is this PV General?"
Nurse: "Yes it is. May I help you?"
I'd like to speak to Dr. Martin, please."
Nurse: "We have several Martins here. Which one, the hairy hunky one or the old one that knits his brows?"
Dr. Joseph Joey Jake Martin, Jr., please."
Nurse: "Ah, the hairy hunky one. Please hold."
Jake: "Hello, this is Dr. Hunky...er...Martin?"
"I have something to tell you and you are not going to like it."
Jake: "Is it something I need to know."
"You are not, I repeat not, Colby's biological father."
Jake: "Mom? Stop kidding around. I thought you didn't have phone
privileges after the salad shooter incident."
"Adam Chandler is Colby's father."
Jake: "Look mom, I have surgery."
"This is not your mother! You are not Colby's father! Listen to me you idiot!"
Jake: "Dad...it's for you..."
Dr. Joe: "I'm knitting Colby a blanket. Tell her I'll call her back."
I loved Marion hissing at Adam today: "Sperm swapper!"
Jake and Gill meet in the Valley Inn...
Jake: "Why did you say yes?"
Gill (flashback to Ryan & Greenlay at the crypt): Why did I say yes?
"Because I love you." Uh-huh...
Let's see...Jake finds out Gill knew about Colby for a long time and dumps her.
He and Liza get together. Gill goes back to Ryan...
Poor Ryan. He finally jumps back into doing the carefree bunny hop and Gillian
walks in on them. He looked like someone punched him when she told him she
was marrying Jake. Is there any guilt free sex in Pine Valley?
It was strange seeing Janet running through everyone's scenes like a character in a cartoon.
Not that she looks guilty or anything...
She should have been holding a cup so they could throw some money in.
Janet: "Money for the escaped convict so she doesn't kill my family..."
Mirror Janet: "You should bashed her friggin' brains
out when you had the chance."
Heh heh heh...she said "friggen"...she did...
Janet (shrieking): "Leave me alone!"
Trevor: "What is goin' on here?"
Janet (raising the crowbar over her head): "EEEK! PMS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
At least that would be a more interesting way to get rid of Trevor.
They haven't used the PMS murder defense yet, have they?
Until next time,
"The Blind Leading The Blind"
There was really no room for her to hide behind it.
Not if my kids were the ones opening it.
She would have been an imprint under the staircase.
Flat as a pancake. Yessiree.
Secondly...couldn't Trevor see Janet through the
window when he bent down to pick up the paper?
What did he think she was doing?
Hayley: "I need to talk to you Uncle Pork chop.
Can we go someplace where you can buy me something fattening
and I'll try to pretend I'm eating it, okay?"
Trevor: "Sure ting, Tink. I was in da mood for some hanky panky.
I gots to get all I can now you know.
I hear I'm going on a long trip soon. Looks like Janet's waxing her lip anyways.
That must be use #751 for duct tape. Youse wimmin', ya kill me."
I think they are trying to make us dislike Trevor because
he is on Mateo's side in all this.
It may be easier to let him go
because of that. Although there are
a lot of sad disillusioned
women out there who think Hayley
and Mateo belong together. Oy.
Meanwhile back at SOS, Mateo
is pulling out something big...
Mateo: "Guess what this is Adrian?"
Adrian: "Wait a minute man. Put that thing pack in your pants.
I know it's been awhile, but I am not the guy for you."
Mateo: "It's jewelry, man"
Adrian: "You can't buy me, man. I don't care how big it is."
Mateo: "It's an engagement ring for Hayley."
Adrian: "Whew! A what? After all the crap you did to her?
I oughta smack you into the next soap opera, man.
But hey, this is a new era. Did you try the Prozac shakes in
the new blender? I'm happy for you man.
Even if you are an abusive little prick."
Mateo: "Thanks man. I knew you'd understand."
I didn't pay too much attention to the second half to be honest.
Greenlee hurt Becca's feelings.
Becca took a shot back at her.
Greenlay and Ryan went back to his apartment to do the horizontal
mambo. Leo is trying to ingratiate himself into Becca's
Greenlee said "colored greens"
instead of collard and there was some heifer talk...
Did I miss anything? Oh yeah...
Mateo met on that mysterious Pennsylvania Beach.
Who want's to bet they get back together for Valentine's Day?
Pass the milkshake...
Until Next time,